c/memes · by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works · 2y

And what about a Peregrine Falcon?

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12 Comments

ray@kbin.social · 39 pts · 2y (7 replies)

What if he gets eaten by the working class?

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Can we all stop discussing it and just do it? I got the sweet baby Ray's ready, I'm a vegetarian but I'll take bite of the billionaire just to show my commitment

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Action requires organization. Organization requires communication. Communication is controlled by the owning class, and stifled when the wrong conversations start.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

If you are vegetarian bcs of environmental/animal reasons - good news, it's actually "super vegetarian" to eat the rich :D

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

For everyone to get a bit of Bezos we have introduced Bezos Biscuits (TM), now with 4 new flavors: heart, liver, kidney and the most requested testicles.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Green Bezos Biscuits™ is not people!

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it's the red one that's certified made from Bezos, there's like half a gram Bezos in each packet.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

(No, not like that - I'm saying Bezos isn't people.)

(Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 2y

Knowing your limits is respectable.

overzeetop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

A llama?!? He was supposed to be dead!

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

I'm glad experts agree on the important part.

Catsrules@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

That entirely depends on how Amazon's stocks prices handles him being eaten by a Whale.