100% Official detailed description of Type-II phaser functions lifted from the Starfleet Technical Utilities Manual for new cadets

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Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 33 pts · 2y

A couple problems:

Some of these "settings" go on completely different weapons, or even different centuries.

Some of them are also "they rigged the phaser to do X" which would not be a button.

I'm a big fan of the Vaporize Acqueduct setting, though. You wouldn't think you'd get to use it often, but you might be surprised!

sirico@feddit.uk · 31 pts · 2y (3 replies)

What if phasers are just low powered teleporters? That's an O'brien fact

567PrimeMover@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oof. So You're not actually vaporized like a regular phaser, just sent to O'Brien's shadow realm

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

You are sent, but your playlist is set on shuffle

instamat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

They’re TRANSporters!!

Trans-porters (dematerialize and rematerialize) matter!

Infynis@midwest.social · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

They need more wide beam settings. Every time they clean something with a phaser in Lower Decks, using the precise beam, I die a little inside

Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

To be fairrrrrrrr.....

The beams are wider than normal phasers in most situations. Like mariner cleaning carbon off slightly harder carbon or the crew cleaning the crystal graffiti off the ship.

I could see that being an energy-intensives thing though, and having worked on handheld high-current devices, I could totally see limiting the beam power/width settings to ensure you don't melt your hand. Or accidentally trip the overload setting...

here's a crazy idea: dedicated cleaning beams that make that kind of thing a "boop and we're done" situation. Or like.... Use the rifles. Those have to be able to handle more power, right?

marcos@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Just a cylindrical power supply, you can add some wheels to make it easier. Oh, and make the beam-generator wider, so you can best disperse that beam.

Here's how a well device cleaning device would look like (but the on one the image wouldn't work in a vacuum): https://ukcleaningsupplies.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/IMG_1451-1.jpg

Venator@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 2y

It's probably easier to animate that way.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Vaporize the pot but not the potatoes"

Corgana@startrek.website · 13 pts · 2y

Best part of that scene is how Uhura just barges in there before security even arrives

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Use the 2 side buttons to switch modes and the big button to fire. The lights will change depending on the mode.

FermiEstimate@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But be careful if it has the post-Wolf-359 remodulation hotfix, because it's really easy to end up stuck in the nutation settings menu if you press either button 5 times within a few seconds.

You can disable this behavior with a long press of the firing button, which unsurprisingly got its own hotfix shortly after that.

Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y

Fucking anduril UI....

Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Unfortunately, the side buttons default to back/next on your browser and Starfleet really locks down rebinds.

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Riker googling: how to root phaser

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

They still haven't found the safety that only highly advanced species can use at will.

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Where's the ' Make energy run through an entire aqueduct destroying it for miles' button?

lolcatnip@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Pretty sure that's the "vaporize aqueduct" setting.

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

See, this is why they go through Starfleet training. My untrained eye didn't pick up on that setting.

charonn0@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y

Which one to shatter my delusions of an alien mental hospital?

Donjuanme@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You know a character is gone for good if they have 45 seconds of dialogue before kicking the bucket.

Edit: there's always an exception to every rule, the best rules only have 1 exception, this one being spock.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Tasha Yar is coming back?! 🥺

Corgana@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y

You remember sela, don't you Bart?

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Come on now, they usually had to crack open the case to get self-destruct

Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Level 2 Charger for EV?

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Or power a cargo bay transporter.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Single press to change display colour Hold for 5 seconds to recalibrate Hold for 5 seconds and then 3 seconds until beep to self-destruct