c/theonion · by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net · 2y

First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk

https://www.theonion.com/first-neuralink-implant-recipient-successfully-performs-1851213957

473 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world

12 Comments

synestia@lemmy.ml · 83 pts · 2y (2 replies)

ZeroCool@slrpnk.net · 31 pts · 2y

Okay tweets rarely make me actually laugh out loud but that was hilarious. Spot on.

XTornado@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y

Bioshock wants a word.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Here:

Use this if any one pushes back on making mock of this situation.

I get it people, its a good thing that a disabled person can now use this and it further enables them to live a more complete life. Also, Elon Musk is an absolute weirdo, and I guarantee he's trying to find a way to build micro transactions into this.

activ8r@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The recipient had better hope he can or they will be stuck with useless tech in their head when Musk gets bored and drops support.

programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Open source firmware when?

Tyfud@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

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bane_killgrind@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

I wonder if some meme template site can fill out the issued by and date

totallynotarobot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Tangent: “making mock” is an absolutely charming turn of phrase and is now my preferred way of saying this

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y

"...while crying and repeatedly begging to stop"