Pizza’s mad at you tho

Throw the whole person away.

Crust is the best part tho

Throw in a little sweet chilli aioli or something to dip it in and I'd be happy with that, it looks like a pretty satisfying crust.

I would eat this.

We have a saying down here about a person that "takes their half out of the middle.". Perfect visual of that turn of phrase.

Just eat the rest without expression, you win by default