I remember the devil went from popping volcanoes and starting plagues to selling nifty magics for immortal souls. These days He's into Rock-&-Roll and Dungeons & Dragons (also LGBT+ and feminism).
I'm assuming there's a secret holy order that retroactively gives salvation to everyone, triggered by the human species goes extinct, and that's why Satan has softened His game. But that's just me.
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masterofn001@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 3y
Agnostic: I don't know shit.
xeekei@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 3y
Pantheism: "It's all the same shit."
Uriel238@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
Naturalism: That giant deuce that you just dropped, that's the same stuff stars are made of!
getBoolean@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
Funny, but aside from that for Catholics we believe bad stuff happens because of the devil, not punishment from god
Uriel238@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
I remember the devil went from popping volcanoes and starting plagues to selling nifty magics for immortal souls. These days He's into Rock-&-Roll and Dungeons & Dragons (also LGBT+ and feminism).
I'm assuming there's a secret holy order that retroactively gives salvation to everyone, triggered by the human species goes extinct, and that's why Satan has softened His game. But that's just me.
literallyacat@kbin.social · 1 pts · 3y
Fudaism, eh?
chocolate@vlemmy.net · 1 pts · 3y
tl;dr for religious texts