"Shepard, I need you to read a bedtime story to the salarian councilor, but DO NOT tell Anderson."
You don't need to use your real info here in order to make a fun one, so do your worst!
Hackett out.
"Shepard, I need you to read a bedtime story to the salarian councilor, but DO NOT tell Anderson."
You don't need to use your real info here in order to make a fun one, so do your worst!
7 Comments
TheGreatHerald@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
obiwantan@vlemmy.net · 2 pts · 3y
"Shepard, I need you to negotiate with an asari dancer, but DO NOT tell Anderson."
Well, Admiral, I'll have to refuse to obey that order as a certain quarian would kick my ass otherwise.
ChampagneEquinox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
“Negotiate with my ex-wife and send the Alliance a vid”
Well gee, Hackett, I didn’t know that’s how they were phrasing it these days!
Call_Me_Maple@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Seduce a Krogan Warlord, but DO NOT tell Anderson...
I don't even know what to do with myself now. 😂
c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
"Shepard... I need you to give a pep talk to an Asari dancer, to raise funding for the war."
We're really screwed here, aren't we admiral?
ConstipatedFox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
“Shepard, I need you to go drinking with my cat to mess with Cerberus”
N7_Spectre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
KingYoloHD@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Put out a fire with my cat, or the volus will sue us
Sounds lore accurate
songshell@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Give directions to a rogue vi without anything exploding.