Every living creature, from the smallest protists to large elephants, grows lush facial hair. Creatures spend a large part of their days trying to trim it down only for it to grow again.
Since hair takes 1-2 years to decompose, discarded hair continues to build up. Some of it is burned, but that leads to other issues
Sounds like it could be a good carbon capture strategy. Just need to turn it into biochar so it lasts a couple thousand years instead of a couple years.
10 Comments
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 13 pts · 2y
Manned space exploration gets set back by decades as overly cautious medical advisors try to figure out the cause of hair loss in astronauts.
otter@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
Every living creature, from the smallest protists to large elephants, grows lush facial hair. Creatures spend a large part of their days trying to trim it down only for it to grow again.
Since hair takes 1-2 years to decompose, discarded hair continues to build up. Some of it is burned, but that leads to other issues
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Sounds like it could be a good carbon capture strategy. Just need to turn it into biochar so it lasts a couple thousand years instead of a couple years.
StephniBefni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Please don't, I don't want facial hair
late_night@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
I don't make the rules, ma'am
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Granted. Everyone on Earth now owns a Lovesense Lush which grows hair on its face.
baconeater@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
Way ahead of you buddy.
otter@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Everyone becomes dwarves and are forced to live underground
Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Everyone's lush facial hair also grows 30x faster than normal