Imagine instead of breaking down food you ate even further, your body reconstructed it so you shit out a whole fish like this if you happen to have sushi that day.
That's kinda the balance between plants vs. animals actually? With bacteria in the middle. Animals die, bacteria rot it, plants grow up tall, then we eat plants, repeat. :-P We also breathe in O2 and exhale CO2 while they do the opposite. So from the plants' POV, that's kinda what we do to them?-P.
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doctorcrimson@lemmy.today · 33 pts · 2y
Pulptastic@midwest.social · 27 pts · 2y
Disrespectful to the fish
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y
I'm so conflicted here, I don't like the disrespect to the fish but I also find this extremely funny
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 2y
Who the hell is carrying around an Atlantic salmon in a garbage bag?? I'm having retail PTSD here...
reversebananimals@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Yeah. This isn't funny. Its just shitty, annoying behavior.
Hegar@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y
Number 3 is obviously throwing up - it's the third most common use of a toilet.
Sorgan71@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
number 3 is busting into the toilet
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Maybe for women.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Yeah, for us dudes it's a fish almost as often as a poo. Really fish should be a number 2.5, and then 3 is badgers.
don@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Always has been.
Grobot@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
I thought number 3 was a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It is.
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Ah, you got to that one first!
moody@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 2y
I thought number 3 was when you poop in the urinal
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y
Imagine instead of breaking down food you ate even further, your body reconstructed it so you shit out a whole fish like this if you happen to have sushi that day.
OpenStars@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
That's kinda the balance between plants vs. animals actually? With bacteria in the middle. Animals die, bacteria rot it, plants grow up tall, then we eat plants, repeat. :-P We also breathe in O2 and exhale CO2 while they do the opposite. So from the plants' POV, that's kinda what we do to them?-P.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Or, perhaps, a serving of pie.
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Bubonic@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
Feeding the multitude was really just ancient human centipede.
bizarrocullen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
You need to chew your food.
hperrin@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
One fish, two fish. Three fish: poo fish.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
/thread
Teon@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
This post seems fishy!
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Maybe next we could do a number 4? That's when you poop while holding hands!
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Anthony.
recapitated@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
He looks so peaceful
PatFussy@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I just ate some number 3 🤤
OpenStars@startrek.website · 0 pts · 2y
Naw, that's a reverse skibidi if I ever saw one.
Edit: so many downvotes, that I am at least going to show my reasoning on this:-P.
Skibidi = man comes out
Reverse skibidi = fish goes in?