Virtual Girlfriend

There's a lot of loneliness out there. It's kinda sad if you think about it.

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21 Comments

PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 2y

I can't afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone's baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.

nifty@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Or being gay πŸ’―

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

As long as your girlfriend/boyfriend isn't pre-op trans.

Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

well then you just gotta be trans too

lud@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No? They can still identify as a man.

Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

What I'm saying is two trans people of the same gender/same asab can be gay, and thus for each of them their partner is trans but they won't be able to get pregnant

NotMelon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Antibabypille. Deutsch ist am besten Sprache in der Welt.

Vrtrx@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Don't wanna be that guy but I'm a German so I have to ruin the fun: We don't call it "Antibabypille". "die Pille" is what most people just call it

balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Genau. Aber die Deutsche Sprache ist ein sehr strenge Sprache.

basxto@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Still can’t compete with English word order strictness.

Ignisnex@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Matters little, word order does.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ohio

balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

gambare gambare senpai

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

ddd-3401854799

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y

Ohio go sigh mass!

211@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Condoms aren't 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don't.

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.

superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

... Are you... Offering... To demonstrate?

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they're 100%.

zerog_bandit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Skyrim NSFW mods: am I a joke to you?

speaker_hat@lemmy.one · 6 pts · 2y

Virginity Control Effectiveness