Image transcription: Screenshot of a post by 'Omnipotence.' The post says: 'My printer is threatening me.' Attached is an image of a phone notification from 'HP Smart' that says: 'You're low on ink. Never run low on ink again.'
(Originally published earlier today on universeodon.com)
11 Comments
dannotdaniel@hellions.cloud · 6 pts · 2y
Big Brother is watching you
athena_rising@beige.party · 5 pts · 2y
Meanwhile, ours is just being melodramatic….
drakenblackknight@mastodon.online · 3 pts · 2y
You should see what it does when you try to put aftermarket ink in the printer and HP's flimsy excuse for why that is.
inkican@mastodon.social · 3 pts · 2y
My printer when I say "but who cares if it's 3rd party ink??"
kd2pyk@mastodon.radio · 2 pts · 2y
I've altered the consumption pattern. Pray I do not alter it further.
serranotd@awscommunity.social · 1 pts · 2y
@georgetakei@universeodon.com my printer threatens me too! It’s a conspiracy!
Dinkenfunkle@mastodon.au · 1 pts · 2y
Oh no, you did not just make that pun!
😆
cgudrian@social.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
Or what?
greenstate@mstdn.social · 1 pts · 2y
sorry printer
Pevala@mastodon-belgium.be · 1 pts · 2y
😁
leberschnitzel@existiert.ch · 1 pts · 2y
when the machines take over it'll be revealed that the printers were their scouts