A little jealous of this Muscovite ngl

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Night@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Have you ever seen one of those videos where buff ladies crush a watermelon with their bare tights?

I think this might actually be a fatality move you're looking at here.

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y (4 replies)

And your point is?

Night@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y (3 replies)

People die when they are killed.

Although the prospect of a buff Ukrainian bishojo doing it may seem attractive, the dying part is still there.

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 3y

Don't care, still had... my head crushed by a hot tomboy?

fist_of_fartitude@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Everybody dies from something, why not pick something good?

Night@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

Putting aside that dying as a rachist katsap isn't ever a good scenario and the controversial ethics behind assisted suicide, i think getting your head crushed by a buff lady probably wouldn't feel any different from having it slowly smashed in a vice after a few seconds of cranking.

Also what's really attractive here is the lady, not the dying part. You can't experience the close company of her tights when you're dead.

TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 3y

The cope cage on his helmet... my fucking sides

Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

I'd like to see the source... Of both...

Nerd02@forum.basedcount.com · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Now I finally understand the reasons behind the Russian invasion.

ShaddollEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

It should've been me, not him!