c/programmerhumor · by AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml · 4yProject Reality 217 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world
9 Comments
duncesplayed@lemmy.one · 19 pts · 3y
Except for the fact that testing began before release, this is totally accurate.
aardappel12@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
What testing?
zuhayr@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
The one done in live production environment
tinyVoltron@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Isn't testing when you let the customers use it in production to make sure it works?
Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
What do you mean? The customers are the testers, they just don't know it yet.
LeylaaLovee@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 5 pts · 3y
Project reality was an absolute failure. Why my parents didn't pick project abortion instead I'll never know
netwren@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
When onboarding takes forever and the customer doesn't want to move up their deadlines.
sedawk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y
Where is the phase where management spends all the dev time getting contracts in place, then gets mad when they can't keep the same schedule?
BlueDepth9279@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Code needs to start in parallel with the kick off meetings and run the full length of the program. Otherwise looks accurate!