Ohio Begins Executing Random People In Hopes They’re Criminals

https://www.theonion.com/ohio-begins-executing-random-people-in-hopes-they-re-cr-1851218315

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taanegl@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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Diplomjodler@feddit.de · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Well, they're not entirely random in picking the people to execute.

taanegl@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
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GONADS125@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y

Yeah, they pick out the easiest person to pin a crime on/extract a false confession from.

BruceTwarzen@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y

The Kyle Rittenhouse defense

atomicorange@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

If we get even one criminal, it will have all been worth it.

Stray not from the path of righteousness, or the random arm of the law may crush you! Or not, you know, it’s unpredictable really.

nvvp@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y

For some reason they all come from Cleveland

TubeTalkerX@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Just legalize Purge Night.

alicehughes@moist.catsweat.com · -35 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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DarylDutch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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seahorse@midwest.social · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Spammer

malijaffri@feddit.ch · 5 pts · 2y

*Scammer