What would be a good billionarie fight?

I'm talking gladiator style: to the death. Obviously Dick Suckerberg is gonna thwomp Elon, but which two do you think would have a good, close fight? Here's some of my ideas...

Joe Biden (Soul Eater, 80yo, 6') versus Bill Clinton (Painter, 76yo, 6'2)

Clarence Thomas (Lawyer, 75, 5'9) versus Mitch McConnell (Whiner, 81, 5'9)

Ted Cruz (Serial killer, 52, 5'10) versus Hakeem Jefferies (Senator, 52, 5'10)

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ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Dick Suckerberg

No need for casual homophobia here

RedCowboy@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 3y
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Spagetisprettygood@lemmygrad.ml · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'd say a good one would be billionaires tied up vs a firing squad fight and loser has to give away their assets

RedCowboy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

I guess the fight will be over who gets to pull the trigger

RedCowboy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

They're not billionaires but bougie politicians, oops