I’ve tried nothing and I’m out of ideas.
Don’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.
Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.
Not too shabby, you have 6 corners in your room
Fuck, this hit a little too close to home.
My old coworker and I would bullshit and be like Oh hi Mark at awkward times, to try and make the other one laugh.
Then once a guy we didn't really know was there. And we were doing it, but didn't realized his name was actually Mark.
Oh man that was peak LoL work shenanigans
Anyway, how's your sex life?
what a great story Mark
Half of married people die alone, so being single is kinda like being post-married anyways…
oh pls
i figure the eventuality of most people not dying alone will induce some sort of serendipity
You will realistically spend very little time dying, so don't worry about it too much.
It's fine, I got all you guys. Hi friends.
You gotta get out there Charles
But I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!
It’s a lot just posting this.
God damn is hard
:(
/c/2meirl
Too relatable
19 Comments
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 3y
I’ve tried nothing and I’m out of ideas.
justdoit@lemm.ee · 41 pts · 3y
Don’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.
Smooth_Riker@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.
poopgood@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Not too shabby, you have 6 corners in your room
AzuleBlade@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Fuck, this hit a little too close to home.
thisbenzingring@wirebase.org · 23 pts · 3y
My old coworker and I would bullshit and be like Oh hi Mark at awkward times, to try and make the other one laugh.
Then once a guy we didn't really know was there. And we were doing it, but didn't realized his name was actually Mark.
Oh man that was peak LoL work shenanigans
qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 3y
Anyway, how's your sex life?
poopgood@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
what a great story Mark
ExtremePlatypus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Half of married people die alone, so being single is kinda like being post-married anyways…
_number8_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
oh pls
i figure the eventuality of most people not dying alone will induce some sort of serendipity
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y
You will realistically spend very little time dying, so don't worry about it too much.
wick@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
It's fine, I got all you guys. Hi friends.
Thteven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
You gotta get out there Charles
Thassodar@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y
But I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!
Achaeminus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
It’s a lot just posting this.
doomkernel@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
God damn is hard
ilovesatan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
:(
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
/c/2meirl
Mothra@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 3y
Too relatable