Or better yet, there are many dudes who look like a sack of crap but will absolutely destroy you at some athletic competition.
You will watch a dude twice your age whoop your ass at something, I guarantee it. And there will be nothing you can do about it. That 60 year old man is retired and has literally nothing else to do but practice. You came to have fun. This is his warmup.
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pleb_maximus@feddit.de · 49 pts · 2y
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
A manly man
Qkall@lemmy.ml · 37 pts · 2y
i took this personally, upvoted
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
You guys in this thread are really making me feel better.
I always see myself as a dude who lost 70lbs then gained 70 and i hate it
But you know, I'm hairy and I got a gut, but so does that mother fucking gorilla and all you guys too.
I still wanna lose the weight again
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
You can do it. I believe in you. You can lose the weight and tear arms off if you put your mind to it.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
But can you rip a man's arm off with your bare hands like that gorilla?
Gorilla may be fat, but he jacked too.
doublejay1999@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yes
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Fudoshin@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 2y
What film is this from? It's got David (Prometheus) and Magneto vibes but I don't recognise the scene.
Moriarty@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y
X Men - First Class
Fudoshin@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y
Ah yes I just found it. When shape-shifter-woman is shifting shapes. Thanks.
KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
This comment hurts me.
Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Few posts make me feel seen like this one 😂
CPMSP@midwest.social · 16 pts · 2y
I almost thought it was me, but then I saw there were no shooter fingers or winking.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 2y
How did you get this picture? Did you hide a camera in my bathroom?!?!
MxM111@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
Clearly the camera is hidden - you do not see its reflection!
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 13 pts · 2y
Damn I'm hot
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I've been bulking, this is accurate
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Cultivating mass
MataVatnik@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It's hard. Walking now is harder. Not nearly a nimble as I was two years ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y
If you're a dude and over 35 you look like this
lowleveldata@programming.dev · 14 pts · 2y
Sorry to break it to you but there are many dudes still in good shape after 35
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 2y
I'm shitposting. Leave me alone.
Jimbo@yiffit.net · 9 pts · 2y
What other lies have I been told by the council??
rifugee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Blasphemy! How can you look at that perfect hairy specimen and not think that is a good shape?
KevonLooney@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Or better yet, there are many dudes who look like a sack of crap but will absolutely destroy you at some athletic competition.
You will watch a dude twice your age whoop your ass at something, I guarantee it. And there will be nothing you can do about it. That 60 year old man is retired and has literally nothing else to do but practice. You came to have fun. This is his warmup.
Llewellyn@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Sir, this is Wendy's
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
How dare you. I'm not 35.
itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Sometimes, relating to a meme so deeply is troubling. Lol
Jimbo@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
You're goddamn right I got that gorilla bod
CoffeeBreakfast@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Reflection perfection
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yep. Same pictures.