I once slept for 11 hours and when I woke up my cats looked extremely disappointed that they wouldn't get to devour me.
Image transcription: Studies have shown that cats would eat their owners if they slept for 12 hours straight.
(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)
6 Comments
Meznor@mstdn.social · 3 pts · 2y
Jason844@universeodon.com · 3 pts · 2y
Well, if they can't wake you (so they can be fed), then they need to eat something! :blobcatcool: :blobcatnomcookie:
tarneo@toot.renn.es · 1 pts · 2y
I had to read it twice before understanding it's the *owner* who would have to sleep for 12 hours straight and not the cats.
energiepirat@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 2y
Impossible! In a Cat-Human-Relation the cat always is the owner and the human the posession!
That_Damn_Frank@toot.pizza · 1 pts · 2y
With proper arm exercises, you can scruff your cat.
Quickly.
Dingsextrem@mas.to · 1 pts · 2y
my cat eats me all the time, sleeping or not...
muerk@nerdculture.de · 1 pts · 2y
I know a paramedic who was called to a home where the cat owner overslept. She now does not like cats. To be fair to cats, we are made of meat. If my cat were made of chocolate could I resist?