Hello, officer?

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11 Comments

topinambour_rex@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Downvoted. Put a NSFW tag, but write mastubate. Jeez....

_sideffect@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I agree

can@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Masterb8

TheSealStartedIt@feddit.de · 14 pts · 2y

Thank god this is censored. The children are safe.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You know I could have sworn he was taking a shart.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I’ve heard stories about people fucking in the big bird costume.

SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

As in one of them wearing the suit, or both of them being inside the suit?

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

Least sexy hookup ever.

I guess unless you are into puppetry, which some people are, I’m sure (and don’t want to know if I’m right)..

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Sesame Street: After Dark

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Well ya know, when in New York…

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Masturbating how? Furiously rubbing his cloaca?? Or did he borrow a strap-on from Snuffy?