Me, a person that doesn't watch major sports, come Monday, after Superbowl Sunday

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What was Kansas City thinking sending Taylor on that early?

The thing about the Chiefs is, they always try an' run it in

OpenStars@startrek.website · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Let's keep the "dae le sportsball fundies are not very breathtaking wholesome doggo chungus?" routine on Reddit where it belongs

Every year I like to run a little experiment and see how long I can go before I find out who won the Super Bowl.

My record is almost seven days.

Fox News told me Joe Biden is going to win.

Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What usually gets ya?

Usually it's a meme that I can vaguely associate with one or the other teams that collapses the probability curve

collapses the probability curve

What probability curve? This would imply that you are at least aware of which teams are playing, which is more than I usually know.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The trouble with the 49ers is they try to walk the ball into..the..DAMMIT!

teft@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What was Reid thinking sending Kelce on that early?

Tay-Tay insisted.

I prefer the words of Bernard Black:

Kansas fans, are we? Have you heard this one? "Kansas, Kansas, Kansas! You're awful! And your girlfriends are all unfulfilled and alienated"

“Are you watching Jon Stewart on The Daily Show tonight?”

It's the Monday after the Super Bowl when the sportsball crowd has to proclaim their sportsballness the loudest.