Saturday night's alright for fighting!
Tonight, Collision is LIVE from Henderson, NV! The card includes:
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AEW INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: © Orange Cassidy vs. “The Stone Pitbull” Tomohiro Ishii
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AEW Women's World Champion “Timeless” Toni Storm vs. Queen Aminata
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Deonna Purrazzo vs. Kiera Hogan
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Blackpool Combat Club (Claudio Castagnoli & Jon Moxley) vs. Esfinge & Star. Jr
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Mark Briscoe vs. The House of Black's Brody King
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Daniel Garcia vs. Shane Taylor
And more!
Show starts at 8pm EST | 5pm PST | 7pm CST | 1am BST
AEW can be found on: TNT in the US, TSN+ in Canada, ViX in Latin America, ESPN in Australia, and FITETV/DAZN in the UK, EU, and elsewhere.
171 Comments
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Roddy's mustache makes him look like the cop that dated your sister, and then busted her for a gram of weed after the break up.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I'm guessing Garcia takes this but I'd love to see Taylor get a push soon. He's been crushing his promos lately.
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Would love to see both him and Moriarty get a big push. Both are fantastic wrestlers.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Definitely. I read somewhere that Tony's thinking about adding members to Shane Taylor Promotion. He's good enough on the mic to lead a faction...but he'll need some wins if people are gonna take him/them seriously.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
tonight has a severe lack of cardblade and juicebox. :(
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
They're plotting their heel turn where they align themselves with Yoshihiko to screw BCG out of the RoH trios titles.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah all BCG did was that short segment on Dynamite with the Acclaimed. I need them on TV way more than that...
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah, where are the Collision Cowboys?
Montagge@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
I like to think they're out fighting crime
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
make an animated show on aew youtube called cardblade and juicebox: rescue rangers, cowards.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
and then set it to some lofi 24/7 cause we doing that lol
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Seeing Deonna made me think of TNA which made me think of Scott D'amore's firing. Argh.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
Here's Toni as a palette cleanser!
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
She definitely helps.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Won't be an award-worthy-fuck up, but imo at least a good damn contender for stupidest pro wrestling company decision of the year ('less if we see Flair in his trunks again..)
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
stokely hathaway is gonna break my heart i know it i trust him less than don :(
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
We all know its coming. We can see it being telegraphed from miles away. We can see it coming more clearly than we can the next McMahon allegation (which is probably gonna come out this week.)
But while the ride lasts, it's at least fun!
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I can see it but I have no clue how it's gonna turn out. Does he side with Stat? Willow? Turn on both of them and join forces with someone else?
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
I'm not sure where that's going, but I assume a double cross because it's Stokley
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
That Pharaoh mask is badass. Doesn't look anything like Cody's dog though...
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
It did on my 480p feed. lol
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
I can kinda see it
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Honestly, right after I commented I thought, "you know, it kinda does look like Cody's dog" lol
Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Copeland and Darby tease
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I wonder if Sting and Darby retain at Revolution and Copeland takes Sting's place as Darby's tag partner?
Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I was thinking the Bucks retain but if they do go this route, Copeland and Darby vs Christian and Nick Wayne would be a cool story
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Id love to see the EVP'S win but I doubt Sting loses his retirement match. But man, that Wayne/Cage vs. Cope/Darby match would be excellent. There's so much history with all four of those guys.
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
I could see Sting going out on his back. He's old school, after all.
Honestly, I can see that one going either way. And that makes it even more exciting.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
That's a great point about Sting.
And I couldn't agree more. Wrestling is so much better when it's unpredictable. It makes me even more excited for that match.
Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Oh now Knox can enforce rules?
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
A broken clock is right twice a day!
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
It's a hard Knox life for anyone he's in the ring with.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
*rimshot*
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
"Big Business" is almost as pornographic a name for a wrestling show as "Forbidden Door".
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
lmao Don't forget "All In."
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Big Business All In The Forbidden Door
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
And Full Rear
Wait I think I've been ordering the wrong PPV
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Is that one of those apartment wrestling shows?
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
It looks like wrestling!
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
And unlike WWE and AEW, intergender matches happen a lot.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
No no keep watching, it's the right one ( ͡º ꒳ ͡º)
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
that was really on mark briscoe. he should have known better than to fight brody king on bring your daughter to work day
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Has Ishii won in AEW?
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
He won a tag team with Orange Cassidy vs The Butcher and the Blade
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
Oh good Mox is bleeding. I can relax now
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
The universe is healing.
Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Julia Hart is a jezebel
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
She's an inspiration to us all!
Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Oh it's Adam Copeland the man who abuses all of the young AEW wrestlers who probably need a father figure
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
all the cmll stuff reminds me of hour 1 of nitro where you'd get the amazing cruiserweight showcases
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I've probably enjoyed the CMLL/AAA Luchadors more than I have the NJPW wrestlers. The New Japan guys are amazing but these Luchadors are so much more fun to watch (imo).
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
i dream of the day where we can have a cmll x aew supercard in mexico
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
That'd be awesome. I doubt we'll get that anytime soon, but my guess is CMLL will be a part of Forbidden Door.
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
There is something special about luchadors. Something larger than life.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Agreed. I'm a sucker for the flippy shit lol.
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Those were good times.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
villano iv and v final boss arc against bcc when
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
My cmll knowledge is practically zero and I want that.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
The WCW cruiserweight division is one of the greatest ensembles of all time
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
where's toni's emmy :(
Montagge@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
I'm not watching the Emmys until this injustice is made right
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Where's Toni's EGOT?
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
🔜
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
tnt champion daniel garcia pls
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
yesss
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
It feels illegal when Ishii headbutts someone
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Nigel: "Put your dollar bills away Schiavone!"
This man never misses.
Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Wait Willow actually turn? She was effected by the mist
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
I don't think so
I think she shook of the mist curse
Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Feels like Skye did too, Willow already has the bark and if Stokely steals Stat from her then she could be left with no choice
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
I'd dig that story, but I'm also biased towards spooky ladies
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
The thing about Willow is that the mist couldn't put anything in her heart that isn't already there. She knows how cold and dark and corrupt the world is already, and she chooses to be bright and cheerful regardless.
#NothingMatters #SmileAnyway
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Why shes one of my favs <3
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
It probably took longer to do Brian's face paint than that match lasted lol
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
i want trent? to be tnt champion :(
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
i need trent and chuck to have gold at some point, individual, together, whatever.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Aminata hits hard. I'm so ready for her push.
DigitalGemini@mastodon.social · 4 pts · 2y
@TellumSiege No kidding. Her and Red Velvet are fantastic and both deserve pushes.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
Stir
It
Up
DigitalGemini@mastodon.social · 3 pts · 2y
@TellumSiege In my imagination, I have thought of her and Swerve acting as an unstoppable African King and Queen force with a faction behind them.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
She's been good on ROH too!
Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Nigel has been saying it for awhile this Copeland fella is a psychopath
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
It's Heenan and Hogan all over again. Heenan was trying to protect us from the scourge of Hulkamania.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
he also tried to warn us about that cowardly jannetty too
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
He tried to warn us
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I'm so used to watching these shows the next day without commercials that this feels like a 3 hour show.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
I wish I could pay extra for no commercials lol
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Yes... Pay... I definitely do that...
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Yep same here. Paying is definitely how I watch wrestling...
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I like to think we set a positive example for our community.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
*stares at 30TB media server with everything from audio to video to books to comics to games to software to hardcore pornography to hardpore cornography along with several automated systems fetching large chunks of it daily* 👀 I have no idea about this conversation and cannot comment.
Also
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
kinda hype that aew nearly sold out the boston garden (i refuse to call it anything else) in just about a day
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
The only other name for it is the Bo$$ton Garden.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
baw$t'n garden
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Holy shit, really?
Good to know that they can still sell out the big shows, despite all the handwringing about their recent ticket sales.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I think it was just the first seats they put up for sale, which was 5000 or so.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
ooh maybe i was looking at ticketmaster and there were only a handful of blue spots left on the right side top level but yeah maybe they didn't put all of them on sale?
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
That's what I read earlier but I could be wrong. Tickets are still moving at a great pace though.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
*acknowledges in Toronto Skydome*
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Riverfront Coliseum in Cincinnati says hi.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
i appreciate roddy having a deathwish.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
fucking scene changes and I see these goofy fucks standing beside ishii and I just offer up my energy to ishii DBZ style ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ .
Montagge@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
He got cocky once the neck brace came off
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
cockstrong?
For safety, I didn't hash tag it.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
You should wave your strong cock proudly
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Surely the Outrunners won't lose 2 in a row
Literally lost as I was typing the joke. lol
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Claudio with blood on his chest and I can feel Mox's jealousy radiating through my TV.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
#savetheclams
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I always love it when Daddy Magic is on commentary.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Makes all our nipples hard!
Travon333@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Never would've expected Daddy Magic to be the most wholesome father in AEW
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
nigel mcguinness disliked that
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
"Wholesome" isn't a synonym for "best". Nigel will be fine.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
christian is the most wholesome dad tho he would sacrifice everything** for his baby*
*baby being his tnt championship
** everything being literally his own son
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
That sounds too much like my dad...
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Have talked to mine once since 2016! 😂👍
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I was too young to know the actual year, but it's '83 or '84 for me.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
But he doesn't like dancing
Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I thought he's been begrudgingly accepting that it does seem to be effective
Montagge@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
Doesn't mean he likes it!
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Has he changed his stance on that? Seems like he's not as anti-dancing as he used to be.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Nice. King of the Clams vs. King of the Bums at Revolution.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Garcia with two segments? It's definitely this guys year.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
Homie is hot, they would be crazy not too push him
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
And he's a popular wrestler, too!
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
Oh you!
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Since you changed your avatar, I read 90% of your comments in Toni Storm's voice and in this case in particular, it makes it better.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
Toni improves everything!
Also if it's the Toni avatar it's my kbin.earth account I use to test the Interstellar app!
Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
What a chaotic Collision
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I'm off work tonight, I'm eating some ice cream and watchin' the wrassles.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
What flavour? I'll be having some ice cream later but first BEER
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Drumsticks cookies n cream. I've got 2 cases of these bad boys.
My tummy gonna huuuuurrrrttt. lol
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Nice. I got some sopapilla cheesecake flavor ice cream from Braum's.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Damn that sounds good. And you and me both haha
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Down two for me!
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I ended up eating 3 over the course of the show. Tummy hurt was minimal.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
Brody on my TV is always a good time
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
Oof Brody is bleeding from the mouth
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
He made Briscoe pay for it lol
Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Was not expecting FTR!
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
They don't want those Dynamite guys around!
Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
🤔🤔 I wonder if Mathew and Nicholas will have to force FTR to be team players soon
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I'd love seeing that meeting turned into a segment. This EVP gimmick is the best thing I've seen them do.
Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
TK wasted no time clearing the locker room for BCC vs FTR.
Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
😂😂 We all knew that mascot was gonna get fucked up
Montagge@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 2y
That mascot sucks
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
Yeah, why is he a bird instead of a knight?
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
I think it's supposed to be a dragon which makes it even worse
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
I thought he was a snake
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Very well could be. I was watching Nana the whole time.
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
lol knights fight dragons that doesn't even make sense!
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
he sure took the chance coming out there though
Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Who wouldn't trust Brian Cage and shady ass Nana?
Travon333@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Toni always makes people so sexual
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I'm not too surprised. She's married to a guy named Rock Hard after all lol
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
Yay, HoB wins are a happy time!
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
I do wonder if/when Black/Matthews leaves what HoB will do. Brody and Julia (and make Skye a full member already lol) could carry it, but I feel they need at least another member male or female and I don't know who.
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Skye Blue seems like a natural fit, considering she's already working with Julia.
I'd say Darby would work, but he already has his own thing and doesn't need them.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I know HoB-danhausen has been a meme for a while but if Danhausen introduced more of his serious 'i'm a demon and will break you now' side I wouldn't mind seeing him pop in, but he'd have to drop most of the comedy I feel.
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
If he could bring that edge without entirely losing the comedy, I can see it. But he should not be entirely serious, because that would lose what is unique about the character.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
If there's someone I'd trust to walk that tight-rope, it's him!
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
also someone just pointed out on bsky - and i agree - that i miss the pre show promos for collision :(
Neon_Carnivore@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I miss the promos, I don't miss Dax Harwood putting over the song every week, though.
GeekFTW@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
More promos, less Dax promos. Problem solved!
TellumSiege@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Good point. I feel like those promos left around the same time Punk was fired. I could be wrong though.
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
i think they definitely had them late 2023 though, i definitely remember them post guy who got punched out by jungle boy's firing though.
ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Nah, they were around for a while after he got shitcanned.
Montagge@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
They definitely outlasted Punk
Montagge@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 2y
same!
Montagge@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
So much disrespect with the buttocks recently!