You want to know where I keep all of my dad jokes?

I also have an offline backup in the pun-try.

I'm literally wearing a shirt with this joke on it right now. Wife got it for me for my first father's day

Yes, it has spit-up on it

In dad-a-tables

This is almost so bad it's good it's bad.

There's a follow-up pun about a sequel dad-a-base in there somewhere.

🙄🙄🙄... 😂😂😂

In a garbage can where they belong?