Bless you!

Bless you!

(Originally published earlier today on mastodon)

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17 Comments

JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

Seems like by natural selection there would be a genetic predisposition to sneezing in their species, until most of the sneeze most of the time.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I guess it comes down to preference, but I do not think having no sex and no gender is superior at all. Those aliens can have their sexless lives.

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

No gender doesn't mean no sex though

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They reproduce by sneezing. They're definitely not having sex.

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean at that point sneezing is sex no?

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Not according to any definition we have. Asexual reproduction isn't sex.

HippieCosGaming@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 2y

@Anticorp and you humans can have your racist ones. At least we don’t use other beings racial slurs.

SpaceLifeForm@infosec.exchange · 3 pts · 2y

@warandpeas

Marijauna: As a hermaphrodite, i declare prior art.

Whiptail Lizard: You should check out Parthenogenesis. No wind required.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Wait a second... Green xenos that reproduce by exhaling? That sounds awfully familiar...

Call the Inquisition.

kolya@social.cologne · 2 pts · 2y

Nice Ron!

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Wait so if they sneeze does that get someone pregnant (if there’s no gender does that mean anyone could get pregnant)

But if the sneeze itself develops into a child I would think advanced aliens would either make the equivalent to protection, a miracle allergy medicine, or just some way to stop sneezing with a medical procedure (sneezesectomy?)

I might be overthinking this a little

BM_Bourguignon@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 2y

@warandpeas
😂👍🏻

anna7820@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 2y

Hello

mvilain@sfba.social · 1 pts · 2y

@warandpeas Thank god Zorp isn't a developer. I can't image all the bugs that would be generated by just one sneeze.

warandpeas@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 2y

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marushah@piaille.fr · 1 pts · 2y

@warandpeas Nobody help Zorp !? :shibaohshit:

FemmeFuturist@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 2y

@warandpeas That’s really funny.