For anyone who is concerned, that's covered under the feminism warranty. Any masculinity that breaks while sitting on the toilet is compensated with a free voucher to revisit what masculinity means today and why it is perceived as demeaning to do stereotypically feminine things.
9 Comments
TheYear2525@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Pro tip: stop wanking right before falling asleep, and you won’t have cum clogs in your pee hose in the morning.
mizu6079@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
FederatedSaint@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
It's a real in that it would solve the problem, but it's a joke in suggesting anyone would stop doing this lol.
TheYear2525@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Yes.
dotslashme@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 3y
You could try sitting down
jack55555@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
No that will severely damage my masculinity, Or something like that.
dotslashme@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 3y
Oh okay, then clean up your piss like a real man I guess 😉
Rachelhazideas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
For anyone who is concerned, that's covered under the feminism warranty. Any masculinity that breaks while sitting on the toilet is compensated with a free voucher to revisit what masculinity means today and why it is perceived as demeaning to do stereotypically feminine things.
min_fapper@iusearchlinux.fyi · 5 pts · 3y
But by then the damage has already been done.
FederalAlienSmuggler@feddit.de · 2 pts · 3y
Sit down ffs