A Connecticut pastor has been arrested on allegations that he sold crystal meth out of his church’s rectory, police said.
The reverend of a United Methodist Church in Woodbury was taken into custody Friday after police received a tip about the drugs, authorities said.
17 Comments
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
That's not what Methodist means.
Deceptichum@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y
That’s why I’m a practicing member of the Church of LSD.
Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
But they don't have rectory meth. Where do the drugs come out of?
billiam0202@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Methodist = Meth Distribution.
It's right there in the name!
eighthourlunch@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y
Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.
billiam0202@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Rectory? Damn near killory!
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Beavis: hheheeeheheeehhede rectory hehheheehehheheeee
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
OpiumMeth for the masses.ryan213@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
It's what god wanted.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Was he hiding it in a little pew in his rectory?
meco03211@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Prison rectory.
pan_troglodytes@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
taking Bong Rips for Jesus to the next level
BongsForJesus@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 2y
You rang?
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Should have stuck to selling holy water
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
He better lose his tax exempt status for running a business out of the church.
ohlaph@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
How were the profits?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
I think it shows a fine initiative, rather than just collecting donations. At least they got meth for their money.
ptz@dubvee.org · 1 pts · 2y
Trollhammer@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y