Connecticut church pastor accused of selling meth out of rectory

https://apnews.com/article/church-pastor-arrest-meth-woodbury-connecticut-1048fd377832e37f99cfbb9bd85c5718

A Connecticut pastor has been arrested on allegations that he sold crystal meth out of his church’s rectory, police said.

The reverend of a United Methodist Church in Woodbury was taken into custody Friday after police received a tip about the drugs, authorities said.

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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That's not what Methodist means.

Deceptichum@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That’s why I’m a practicing member of the Church of LSD.

Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

But they don't have rectory meth. Where do the drugs come out of?

billiam0202@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Methodist = Meth Distribution.

It's right there in the name!

eighthourlunch@kbin.social · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Out of his what? Oh. Nevermind.

billiam0202@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Rectory? Damn near killory!

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Beavis: hheheeeheheeehhede rectory hehheheehehheheeee

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Opium Meth for the masses.

ryan213@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

It's what god wanted.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Was he hiding it in a little pew in his rectory?

meco03211@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Prison rectory.

pan_troglodytes@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

taking Bong Rips for Jesus to the next level

BongsForJesus@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 2y

You rang?

FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Should have stuck to selling holy water

Monument@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y

He better lose his tax exempt status for running a business out of the church.

ohlaph@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

How were the profits?

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

I think it shows a fine initiative, rather than just collecting donations. At least they got meth for their money.

ptz@dubvee.org · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Trollhammer@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
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