A man owned a music shop, and his lover owned the flower shop next door.
One day she came by and asked if he'd like to have some flowers to brighten up his store.
"Yes, please. Put roses on the piano and tulips on my organ."
[old, old, old joke]
Naughty, naughty
I was just thinking that there are no scenes of Scotty and McCoy sharing a glass or two and telling tales in TOS. A shameful dereliction
Thought this was an aaaaaace community for a second
Dunno if it's a community or the type of battery my remote uses
It was an asexual shitposting community back at the old place
Not the Picard manoeuvre he was expecting.
Thrusts at full force, stops immediately before penetration, ejaculates.
The Picard Maneuver
8 Comments
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y
A man owned a music shop, and his lover owned the flower shop next door.
One day she came by and asked if he'd like to have some flowers to brighten up his store.
"Yes, please. Put roses on the piano and tulips on my organ."
[old, old, old joke]
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 2y
Naughty, naughty
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
I was just thinking that there are no scenes of Scotty and McCoy sharing a glass or two and telling tales in TOS. A shameful dereliction
UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Thought this was an aaaaaace community for a second
franklin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Dunno if it's a community or the type of battery my remote uses
UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
It was an asexual shitposting community back at the old place
TheNitroZeus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Not the Picard manoeuvre he was expecting.
optissima@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The Picard Maneuver
beckerist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y