c/programmer_humor · by nifty@lemmy.world · 2yI code with fear 549 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world · 117 pts · 2y
Is this that "waterfall method" I've heard so much about?
Artyom@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Seems about as helpful as all the other methods Atlassian writes blogposts about.
Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
I have some of experience with the CHAOS (Constantly Having Awful Outcomes and Stress) method. Maybe I should start a blog about it.
DaemonSlayer@literature.cafe · 60 pts · 2y
There's actually a Neovim plugin for this!
Deebster@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2y
We're soon going to have to update the old emacs jokes to reference Neovim.
SkyeHarith@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Then, we’d have to shift the jokes to which editors can run in emacs.
coloredgrayscale@programming.dev · 27 pts · 2y
With physics, but paused while coding. It only comes crashing down when the code gets executed.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 21 pts · 2y
Memory literally leaks out of the computer.
LinearArray@programming.dev · 12 pts · 2y
Horseeeee
stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi · 12 pts · 2y
I read the username as Fear the Python: the game and was actually excited about a horror game about python.
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
This is what I imagine serialisation does to a mono behaviour
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Cant get it up? It happens to us all, there's nothing to be ashamed of
Dasnap@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Unity Message | 💀
arymandias@feddit.de · 8 pts · 2y
It looks like your code could use some BlueChew™️
arymandias@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
To erectile this function
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Salvador Dali would like a word
gaterush@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
When your function literally returns the void
4am@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
The angle of the dangle