taanegl doesnāt know how to use the three seashells lololololol
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I can see how that could be confusing.
Edit: Well, think of a bidet, right? There's several processes. You have number one, you have number two, and then the cleanup. You can use them as little maracas as well. See, it's a musical instrument, and it's a hygiene element!
When a company reaches a certain size their expected to have certain things just because other successful companies have them.
If the fired the team that writes, publishes, and distributes the company newsletter where I work, no one who does any real work would notice or care. The fact that we have a newsletter makes our company seem more big and successful to investors though.
newsletters do help companies maintain MAU and support the renewal process though. It's generally held that a company with an active CS team has lower churn.
Last year's superbowl had a bunch of advertisements for avocados, so it's not that surprising.
Advertising is important for brand recognition. That's why companies like Coke still spend a fuck ton of money on it. You want your brand to be the first thing people think of when they think of that industry.
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Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 61 pts · 2y
Would you visit their onlyfans?
Chaser@sopuli.xyz · 43 pts · 2y
I mean if they've got a decent pear, why not?
don@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Thereās pearly any reason to pay for porn these days
taanegl@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
don@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
I grew up watching Demolition Man, this in no way would surprise me.
taanegl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
don@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
taanegl doesnāt know how to use the three seashells lololololol
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I can see how that could be confusing.
Edit: Well, think of a bidet, right? There's several processes. You have number one, you have number two, and then the cleanup. You can use them as little maracas as well. See, it's a musical instrument, and it's a hygiene element!
squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 55 pts · 2y
Wait, these aren't pear-to-pear platforms.
bartvbl@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
They may be doing pear review though.
alehc@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y
No pear pressure to follow them tho.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y
You'd think companies wouldn't want to waste money on a fuckng YouTube channel, Facebook page, Twitter account, and Pinterest page. Plus a website.
Unicode13051@lemmyf.uk · 20 pts · 2y
When a company reaches a certain size their expected to have certain things just because other successful companies have them.
If the fired the team that writes, publishes, and distributes the company newsletter where I work, no one who does any real work would notice or care. The fact that we have a newsletter makes our company seem more big and successful to investors though.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
newsletters do help companies maintain MAU and support the renewal process though. It's generally held that a company with an active CS team has lower churn.
Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y
Itās free advertising, you donāt even have to pay for the cost of the content being hosted.
robocall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Advertising for a fruit??
Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Got milk?
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online · 3 pts · 2y
Last year's superbowl had a bunch of advertisements for avocados, so it's not that surprising.
Advertising is important for brand recognition. That's why companies like Coke still spend a fuck ton of money on it. You want your brand to be the first thing people think of when they think of that industry.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
They absolutely do pay people to do all of it. Those sites don't just magically provide content.
phoneymouse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 2y
Don't forget to like, subscribe and leave a comment.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Do they have a Patreon?
Guest_User@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
No but that have an onlyfans which is bananas
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
they should launch a Peartreon
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
but bro they're a Pleasant Pear
General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Here you go: https://youtube.com/@Stemilt?feature=shared
899 subscribers. Letās give em 900, folks!
Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
They have a playlist called Fruit Lifestyles.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Done.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Probably just a bunch of reaction videos.
Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Now I'm curious
FatTony@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
And there you have it folks.
oce@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 2y
I wish they sponsored peartube instead.