c/lemmyshitpost · by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2yRate my Tinder profile 480 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 77 pts · 2y
91 miles is way too close
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Never pass up a chance to find true love. What's the worst that can happen?
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Male pattern baldness, apparently
NatakuNox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Beats being kidnapped, thrown in a water well, starved, forced to listen to goodbye horses, and eventually skinned alive.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
sounds like something a bald guy would say...
Psythik@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
Man, 33 really hit a lot harder back then. Dude looks closer to 53.
Llewellyn@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
Because of the hideous haircut
Psythik@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
And the balding. And the aging face.
darkpanda@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Why do you think he’s so insistent on proper use of lotions?
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y
I'd date me. I'd date me so hard
Hubi@feddit.de · 20 pts · 2y
I'd date me hard
can@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Reminds me of this (I'm aware it's referencing the same movie)
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 9 pts · 2y
db2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
stottlemeyer!
RavenFellBlade@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
"Goodbye Horses" intensifies
mariah@feddit.rocks · 2 pts · 2y
It puts the conditioner in its hair