Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.
Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk: Yes.
Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?
Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster
Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk
(Originally published on mstdn.social: 2024-01-23)
5 Comments
TheGreatLlama@kolektiva.social · 6 pts · 2y
Tony Hawk is definitely too old to be Tony Hawk.
kenmarable@dice.camp · 5 pts · 2y
Cop's partner entering the room: Hey, anyone ever tell you that you kinda look like Tony Hawk? Huh, I wonder what he's up to nowadays.
jonathankoren@sfba.social · 2 pts · 2y
That’s a very Tony Hawk post.
WhereDoesThisButtonGo@mastodon.social · 1 pts · 2y
You can tell this is low quality because Tony Hawk was recognized and didn’t have to tell the cop who he was.
RealNameTBA@social.veraciousnetwork.com · 1 pts · 2y
Okay, fine, I'm the ghost of John McAfee.