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DessertStorms@kbin.social · 58 pts · 2y (12 replies)

Just to throw some old testament in to the mix - in it, god is non-binary and/or gender fluid, as they use both male and female pronouns (Hebrew doesn't have neutral pronouns), and both man and woman were made in their form.

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 2y (10 replies)

And the angels are genderless too if I'm not mistaken

TheBat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (9 replies)
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LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

:(

deletes 100k words of angel literotica

Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Don't worry the germans can just be an illusion and still get the job done I think

LordAmplifier@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Not only do they lack genitals, but they're also Germans?? Can this day get any worse qwq

Randelung@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

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Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

No they might be germans

fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You want to tell me Lucifer (the show) was factually incorrect?

gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y

Not entirely

Lucifer is canonically hot, so it got that right

TheBat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
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Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

As long as their ass isn't holeless ...

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean, if you believe the holy spirit put a baby in Mary, is it that hard to believe the holy spirit ensured there was a Y chromosome?

Most denominations of Christianity don't put much emphasis on the virgin birth. Immaculate Conception, the idea that Mary herself was forgiven of Original Sin when she was conceived, is the more important bit.

Hupf@feddit.de · 27 pts · 2y

the holy spirit ensured there was a Y chromosome

The YHWH chromosome, as it was known back then

rekabis@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 2y

Simple answer: Mary had a reptile disfunction.

SinningStromgald@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

Satanic reptile shapshifters ruling the earth confirmed.

Pantherina@feddit.de · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Jesus was a twin but "God" just mutated his X Chromosome through "god rays" and merged the cells together.

And now guess how the twin was called.

somePotato@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

The twin's name?

Albert Einstein.

Unna@suppo.fi · 3 pts · 2y

Pekka?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 2y

Result in an AFAB child.

A fabulous child, eh?

johnnybravo@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He's a hermaphrodite!

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

I get that you're making a joke, but still, FYI - https://isna.org/node/16/

SVcross@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

There's only one possible explanation.

Twinkletoes@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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