Bro went wild

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Tolstoshev@lemmy.world · 99 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The popular story is that, on Groucho's 1950s TV quiz show "You Bet Your Life," a female contestant said that the reason she had 22 kids was "because I love children, and I think that's our purpose here on earth, and I love my husband." To which Groucho supposedly replied: "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while."

From: http://www.cigaraficionado.com/article/the-cigar-quote-primer-9036

a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y

that poor woman - imagine being pregnant more than 15 years (assuming some twins) of your life, with 22 kids there probably were a bunch of miscarriages too. the toll it took on her body must have been horrifying.

superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y

Ghengis Khan: Those are rookie numbers.

far_university1990@feddit.de · 38 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Family growth is exponential in alabama

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Alabamian mitosis

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Everyone is assuming this is one guy that got his wife pregnant a bunch of times.

Who's to say that this isn't some Brady Bunch scenario where two three or even four families of children got mashed together.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Ye. It looks like a grandparent's car. But still looks like 8 adults, with 3 other small people groups. So, that's 8-3 for the couples. 5 is still a lot. But makes more sense.

ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's a scoreboard

uis@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Get that dude some Cheerios and some oatmeal cookies for his own sake

chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

Ah yes, meta comments.

Aopen@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why does wiper look like a rifle?

Test_Tickles@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y
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Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Ghengis' car

AA5B@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I was always a little curious about the practicality of many children - assuming you get past the part about always being pregnant.

How is there even a house? I grew up sharing a room. My Mom grew up more barracks style to share a former among six of them. This is an entirely different level.

How do you get them places? My brother knows someone with six and they’re talking about needing a commercial van/bus

I grew up with hand me downs so I can see clothes a bit easier. And home made meals with frequent pasta / you can scale up basic cooking, but it will always be pretty basic. Even McDonalds would be a fortune. How can you take your kids for ice cream? Heck, how do you make pancakes?

uis@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How do you get them places?

By letting them. If they are old enough to want to get somewhere, they are sure old enough to use public transport.

Godnroc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What public transport?

uis@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Transport full of COMMUNISM

Maalus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My mom grew up with 3 families in one house. She had 3 brothers and a sister too. It's entirely doable for people who don't really have a choice. Also, after a family forms, people build right next to their parents. It doesn't mean "30 people living in a house", it could just mean "grandma and grandpa had a bunch of children and are now grandparents".

RunawayFixer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I think it's grandparents indeed. I also like how they've included 2 dogs (I think, the picture is a bit grainy).

over_clox@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Found Nick Cannon

db2@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Plot twist: this is Utah and there are no daughters only wives and sons and one guy.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What's the chance these kids are the worst students in the class.

SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y

If they didn't have good grades they didn't get a sticker. This is the cream of the crop.

Emerald@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You guys are overthinking. They probably just found a pack of family stickers and started pasting them on there.

ARk@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

They're actually advertising for an orphanage so every time a child gets adopted they cross one out.

meliaesc@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I would absolutely hate to see family stickers with increasing numbers of children crossed out???

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Im guessing you are not american?

joel_feila@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Well that beat any of my school mates.

psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Nightmare fuel

uis@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Nightmare night! What a fright!

Give us something sweet to bite!

ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Father in the corner, plotting world dominion (with his army of children)

skqweezy@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Not anarchy chess people here again

Varyk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Keep it going. Guinness this s***.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · -4 pts · 2y

Mormon scum. They rip off the gubment by fraud of child services.