Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn't even a bill, I was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they called bribed their local Congressman and he said, "You're right, there oughta be a law." Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to Congress. And I became a bill, and I'll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.
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Shit@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 3y
Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn't even a bill, I was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they
calledbribed their local Congressman and he said, "You're right, there oughta be a law." Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to Congress. And I became a bill, and I'll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.reallynotnick@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
They are called "dollar bills" for a reason.
DietBajaBlast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Truer shit has never been memed.
soulfire@social.thetooniverse.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
@tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works @196@lemmy.blahaj.zone this is devastatingly true
Emu@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Simpsons did it