inspired by
https://awful.systems/comment/2382662
from the link, we obtain HODL gang and versace bedouin (which might be the worst song I've ever heard period).
I would also like to add predatory capitalist feminism anthem WAGMI.
on an ideological level I would nominate the technofascist propaganda piece we appreciate power. banger tho
24 Comments
Soyweiser@awful.systems · 14 pts · 2y
'We are all gonna make it' while wearing an NFT shirt, such a timecapsule of a dumb age. Wait, that was last year?
Technofascist propaganda? Can I offer you a noosphere?
fasterandworse@awful.systems · 9 pts · 2y
I look forward to the fruits of this thread and I am already sure that every single song deserves recognition for having more effort put into it than typing a prompt into a shitty generative ai text field
dgerard@awful.systems · 9 pts · 2y
well this sure is a thread of things i will never click on
(because I probably have before)
self@awful.systems · 8 pts · 2y
I’m waiting for night to fall so I can hook my headphones up to the good amp and torture my brain with these directly
dgerard@awful.systems · 10 pts · 2y
we have an acausal robot god for that sort of thing, you don't need to do it to yourself
self@awful.systems · 9 pts · 2y
this is practice!
pikesley@mastodon.me.uk · 8 pts · 2y
@sc_griffith Everything about this is incredible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7W0Tj4Ln4w
fasterandworse@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
fuck
carlitoscohones@mas.to · 6 pts · 2y
@fasterandworse @pikesley My cats, my kids, some bacon!
froztbyte@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
you were definitely not exaggerating
sc_griffith@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
oh my god
pikesley@mastodon.me.uk · 6 pts · 2y
@sc_griffith incredibly cursed
ramble81@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
The only tech song I ever knew about was Weird Al’s “All About the Pentiums”. I didn’t realize there were other actual songs
froztbyte@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
that's a banger
swlabr@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
NB, I know you specified “worst” but I can’t help but think the personae of some JoCo songs are tech bros:
https://youtu.be/l5PEz3kGbp4
https://youtu.be/6J-W3mn9N2w
https://youtu.be/k7aV4oPXRec
https://youtu.be/zFff69NmKhU
The list goes on.
gerikson@awful.systems · 7 pts · 2y
Yeah Coulton is pretty good at articulating some of the darker parts of geekdom. You just know the protagonist of "Code Monkey" is just a step from installing a RAT on his crush's computer.
froztbyte@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
without any apology, have this remarkable entrant: the vmware tanzu song
I've kept it around in the archives, even (especially?) though they tried to disappear it.
froztbyte@awful.systems · 6 pts · 2y
the original. I see it's back to
Unlistednow, for a while it was unloadablefasterandworse@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
that's daft punk
pikesley@mastodon.me.uk · 5 pts · 2y
@sc_griffith Oh yeah these too https://www.emfcamp.org/schedule/2018/457-the-art-and-science-of-the-motivational-corporate-anthem
swlabr@awful.systems · 4 pts · 2y
Does https://youtu.be/yIL9wLxG01M and its various remixes count?
sc_griffith@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
vox populi vox dei
froztbyte@awful.systems · 5 pts · 2y
speaking of remixes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6ZarKIKpSA
Soyweiser@awful.systems · 3 pts · 2y
We are allowing remixes?