Its what plants crave

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31 Comments

rustyfish@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Water? You mean like in the toilet?

kautau@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hey that’s pretty good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?

bjg13@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Go away! I'm Batin!!!

PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I thought your head would be bigger...

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (6 replies)

[Utopia not available in the EU due to Mountain Dew containing more chemicals than a 1990s nightclub]

onion@feddit.de · 3 pts · 2y

EU be like
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RandomVideos@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y

So thats why people from my country want to go to America

Octopus1348@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So that's why I've not seen it here.

Grayox@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You poor healthy bastards

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

That's the healthcare human rights thing tho

FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

We have it in Ireland, but it's not even remotely like the stuff they have in the US. Our Mountain Dew is just like sweeter sprite.

GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (4 replies)

We had a whole documentary about this...

shiftymccool@lemm.ee · 34 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Was it called Idiocracy? Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!

badbrainstorm@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 2y

People need the visualization

Cipher22@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave!

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y

Welcome to Costco, I love you

itsnotits@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's* what plants crave

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

it’s wha’t plant’s crav’e

AtomfriedMegaforce@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It got what plants grave

scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y

It’s got electrolytes

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The real question is what would society be like if water was replaced with mountain dew code red???

MrVilliam@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Same image except it's on Mars.

Tremble@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No one would have any teeth

Grayox@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

Dentures go brrrrrr

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The dangers of water https://dhmo.org/facts.html

meowMix2525@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I have no scientific basis to back this up but this reads like how a large part of the conversation around "Volatile Organic Compounds" or, put more simply, "smelly things" comes across to me.

bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 2y

Brawndo!!

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I KNEW Grayox was a corporate plant.

First Nascar memes (Feel the Need for Speed), now the Taste Explosion of Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

Grayox@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

I really wish I got paid to shit post.

TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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Grayox@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

I wish you hadn't