Best I can offer is 3.50

Image description: A large sign reads:
Milk It!
Maryland Guernsey Breeders

Milk a Cow $3
2 People $5

Weeknights 5 pm to 7 pm
Weekends 11 am to 3 pm


(Originally published earlier today on aus.social)

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7 Comments

MrFappy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

How much to milk one person?

toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y

Double or nothing, it seems.

ikidd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I have nipples, Greg, can you milk me?

intensely_human@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

It’s tip to tip, middle-out. Minimum of two.

RealFknNito@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I know this post is here cause funny sign but are they charging people for doing manual labor for them?

dgar@aus.social · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

@RealFknNito
They are charging people to “experience” manual labour. 🤭

skribe@aus.social · 1 pts · 1y

@dgar @RealFknNito hey Reginald, the poors have to do this for real. Just to get a cup of milk. Ha-hor.

tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
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