My go to when I want to impress a date

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pigup@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (3 replies)

gun@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 2y

That is... Mind blowing

theredbit@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

I would drive it

ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Holy shit I can't stop laughing that's actually amazing.

Jtee@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My wife says this isn't funny but she's wrong

MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
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Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm more upset that the bananas aren't peeled. What kind of monster eats a banana whole, INCLUDING THE STEM?

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y

They're al dente.

rcbrk@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

As long as there's no cream in it, we're good.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

My favourite pasta dish a footling hot dog weiner:

Long weenie.

TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y

Good news: she will be extremely impressed Bad news: not the way you want

wowwoweowza@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

Is this a meme or a shitpost?

victron@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

This is so stupid... but I don't hate it.

treadful@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

I hope she's proud of herself

leanleft@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

#foodcrime