You reminded me of the Douglas Adams quote about someone who looked "not merely as if he’d been pulled through a hedge backwards, but as if the hedge was being simultaneously pulled backwards through a combine harvester"
I learned this the hard way when a tequila-soaked me decided to dive onto what looked like a very soft and fluffly snow-covered headge. I neglected to remember the inside was made of tree. I went on to attempt to remove the hedge with a saw, and had to have several friends hold me down to stop my act of revenge.
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Dasnap@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y
Lad was never a stupid kid that climbed through a bush and covered themselves with cuts and splinters.
prex@aussie.zone · 22 pts · 2y
You reminded me of the Douglas Adams quote about someone who looked "not merely as if he’d been pulled through a hedge backwards, but as if the hedge was being simultaneously pulled backwards through a combine harvester"
mathematicalMagpie@lemm.ee · 44 pts · 2y
And they're full of spiders.
TheBat@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Not even Spider-Man??
Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y
Nope.
Spiders-man on the other hand.
reverendsteveii@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Spiders Georg
Spiders Georg
Upon spiders he likes to gorge
3 a year for you and me
He's a statistical anomaly
Look oooooouuuuttttt
He is a Spiders Georg
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
So..is there also a Supers-Man filled with superintendents?
Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
You’d think so, but he’s actually just a superintendent filled with Super Nintendos.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
So THAT'S why he's known as Super Nintendo Chalmers!
DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y
I learned this the hard way when a tequila-soaked me decided to dive onto what looked like a very soft and fluffly snow-covered headge. I neglected to remember the inside was made of tree. I went on to attempt to remove the hedge with a saw, and had to have several friends hold me down to stop my act of revenge.
riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 2y
this is actually kinda horrifying
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
If there's a bustle in your hedge row, don't be alarmed now.
rynzcycle@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
What about hustle and/or bustle?
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GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 2y
Feels like if you run into a hedge it should puncture you like a cactus lol