c/programmer_humor · by andioop@programming.dev · 2y

Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan?

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26 Comments

Infynis@midwest.social · 208 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Same energy

spez@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web,
Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb.
Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond,
Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond.
In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance,
An error doth arise, denying safe romance.
Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe,
Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low.
Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon,
And restore the web to its rightful throne."

                                   --- Lord ChatGPT of Someshire

funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

but it's not in blank verse?

GigglyBobble@kbin.social · 42 pts · 2y

Both are so stupid and I still chuckle every time I see those.

andioop@programming.dev · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I literally just posted this in !software_gore@programming.dev because they had the same energy so I ~~found it on the original Reddit post~~ remembered this one too. Great minds think alike?

CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world · 10 pts · 2y

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !software_gore@programming.dev

Infynis@midwest.social · 6 pts · 2y

That's amazing lol

Great minds indeed

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare was plagiarizing Oscar Wilde there.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 77 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said “You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com”

mattd@programming.dev · 13 pts · 2y

Such a wise man

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Flash has been dead for 8 years! How old is this screenshot?

dan@upvote.au · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think it dates back to one of the first iPad models, back when Flash was still popular on computers.

Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y

Wisdom of the ancients, from the late Flash era.

jadero@programming.dev · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Does anything ever truly die?

https://ruffle.rs/

jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What is dead may never die.

snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

We do not sow

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Awesome!

andioop@programming.dev · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit post that made me laugh when I randomly remembered it today. Figured it was worth reposting to Lemmy if I laughed upon remembering it and not just upon first sight.

XpeeN@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

Good human

Opafi@feddit.de · 20 pts · 2y

Great, now I've got tea on my sweater...

This really caught me by surprise.

Mystry@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (3 replies)

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PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y

You literally fed it a quote and it still fucked the words up.

rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

The words are getting a lot more accurate lately.

velvetThunder@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y