Rate my selfie NSFW

85 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world

21 Comments

Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I don't want to sound ableist, but I think you need to put more skin in the game

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

You sound very disableist right now

reversebananimals@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nice pelvic bowl. Deep.

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My ex-wife's yoga tutor said I had a great pelvic bowl!

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Mine's full of shit

theodewere@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y

showing who you really are underneath is what a good selfie is all about 10/10

hperrin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

0/10, show more skin.

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nice tits bro

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Thanks I've cultivated them myself

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

How it's selfie if I see both your hands? Hm?!

juxta@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y

The blur made me think " Yes! A nude female patrick star!" I have been let down.

Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Where's your peepee mister

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Which pp?

z500@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

12/10

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Streamlined to the bone

Toes@ani.social · 2 pts · 2y

Accurate

boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Why nips tho

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What's wrong with his penis?

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

What penis? Those are udders.

dingus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's great to finally see people post pics of themselves without a filter nowadays.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Skins are such an intrusive edit