Every nut is sacred, every nut is great.

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11 Comments

ZeroCool@slrpnk.net · 67 pts · 2y

Florida Cops be like:

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eezeebee@lemmy.ca · 50 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Shots fired"

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Two fold!

SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Especially that many. Homeboy woulda had a heart attack thinking it was drumfire from WW1

Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 41 pts · 2y

What I love about this controversy is that it puts the silliness on full display.

They have forced women to carry ectopic pregnancies [which by definition will never go to term] so they shouldn't have a problem defending the 'life' of the frozen eggs.

blinks6517@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (2 replies)

“For that matter, all masturbatory emissions where his seed was clearly not seeking an egg could be termed reckless abandonment.”

fluxion@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

Any meeting between a man and woman that does not result in procreation shall henceforth be considered involuntary manslaughter

spujb@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 2y

for anyone who was struggling for a minute to remember where this is from it’s from legally blonde

spujb@lemmy.cafe · 19 pts · 2y

upvoted for being biologically accurate.

also what happens if i start chucking these at cops from across the florida-alabama border?

NotAtWork@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y

Report: Deadly weapon

fluxion@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Bullshit! I built a house out of these and it's a fucking mess