They have your eyes!

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DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Taking them to buy their first little AR-15’s and then for some MountainDew— those kids need nutrition! 🍼

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A shooting spree for baby and me!

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Is that the new Bushmaster “Pacifier?” Make sure to get a bipod for the little patriots that can’t walk yet.

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They're never too young to teach them how to properly use a weapon. It's so they don't get hurt with it! /s

DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

”Look at that trigger discipline!!!”

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They have your ice.

jobby@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y

Shut the thread.

RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 2y (6 replies)

They're all siblings, including their parents and the family's dog.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (5 replies)

My daughter says our dogs are her brother and sister. But she is not an embryo in a test tube, so it's slightly different.

RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My dogs are my family, so I get her.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

It doesn't help that I pick up the little dog and carry him around telling him that he's my little baby boy.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Ed…ward

FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

NOOOOOOOOOO

Aceticon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

In my own language - Portuguese - dog owners are just said to be the "dog-owner" (we have a feminine and a masculine version of the word "owner" so it fits nicelly) so the English-language use of "mother" and "father" tends to instinctivelly make me think in a very similar sense as your daughter seems to be using.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y

Think of the child tax credits 💰

evanuggetpi@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It seems like the majority of people, including Christians, are pretty appalled.

TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

Can anyone translate this into layman terms?

Micromot@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What are all these memes referencing?

NoTittyPicsPlz@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

So are you able to claim them as dependents on your taxes?

militaryintelligence@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It's only a child if it's in the walking incubator, otherwise it's sparkling embryo