In my own language - Portuguese - dog owners are just said to be the "dog-owner" (we have a feminine and a masculine version of the word "owner" so it fits nicelly) so the English-language use of "mother" and "father" tends to instinctivelly make me think in a very similar sense as your daughter seems to be using.
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DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y
Taking them to buy their first little AR-15’s and then for some MountainDew— those kids need nutrition! 🍼
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
A shooting spree for baby and me!
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Is that the new Bushmaster “Pacifier?” Make sure to get a bipod for the little patriots that can’t walk yet.
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
They're never too young to teach them how to properly use a weapon. It's so they don't get hurt with it! /s
DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
”Look at that trigger discipline!!!”
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
They have your ice.
jobby@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y
Shut the thread.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 2y
They're all siblings, including their parents and the family's dog.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
My daughter says our dogs are her brother and sister. But she is not an embryo in a test tube, so it's slightly different.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 2y
My dogs are my family, so I get her.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
It doesn't help that I pick up the little dog and carry him around telling him that he's my little baby boy.
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Ed…ward
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
NOOOOOOOOOO
Aceticon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
In my own language - Portuguese - dog owners are just said to be the "dog-owner" (we have a feminine and a masculine version of the word "owner" so it fits nicelly) so the English-language use of "mother" and "father" tends to instinctivelly make me think in a very similar sense as your daughter seems to be using.
Assman@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Think of the child tax credits 💰
evanuggetpi@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 2y
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
It seems like the majority of people, including Christians, are pretty appalled.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
Can anyone translate this into layman terms?
Micromot@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
What are all these memes referencing?
samus12345@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Alabama's Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos are children.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
https://apnews.com/article/alabama-frozen-embryos-ivf-storage-questions-1adbc349e0f99851973a609e360c242c
NoTittyPicsPlz@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
So are you able to claim them as dependents on your taxes?
militaryintelligence@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It's only a child if it's in the walking incubator, otherwise it's sparkling embryo