c/dadjokes · by ijustlookatpictures@feddit.uk · 2yA man walks into a psychic t-shirt shop He finds a t-shirt he likes and asks if they have it in "large". The shop keeper replies, "sorry, we only have a medium" 84 points · 4 comments · view on lemmy.world
4 Comments
vrek@programming.dev · 15 pts · 2y
Did you hear of the psychic midget who escaped from jail?
It was a small medium at large.
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
As he was climbing down the wall as part of the escape, he saw me and sneered. I thought to myself: "that's a little con descending."
Nemo@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
I knew that was going to be the punchline before I opened the post.
rockerface@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
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You know where to call