Clarence Thomas Announces 50% Discount On All Favorable Rulings

https://www.theonion.com/clarence-thomas-announces-50-discount-on-all-favorable-1851282570

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sab@kbin.social · 86 pts · 2y

It's convenient that the gavel is used both for auctions and for courtrooms. Both situations apparently boil down to giving it to the highest bidder.

samus12345@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 2y

I knew it was satire because there's no way he'd give a discount.

MashedTech@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

Now that is a good article.

Aatube@kbin.social · 29 pts · 2y

all principles must go!

Beryl@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Just take John Oliver's motor coach Clarence, you know you want it !

resetbypeer@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y

For a limited time only. Conditions may apply. Contact your local representative at 1-800- unconstitutional to get your benefits today.

Live life like Clarence. You truly deserve it.

/S just to be sure

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Just mention the code SCOTUS

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

It’s our tax season AND election season super combo blowout!

yesman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
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balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y
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