"Trump seeks to block [porn star he paid to have sex with] and [man he paid to cover up story of him paying aforementioned porn star to have sex with him] from testifying in hush money trial [of him paying aforementioned man to cover up story of him paying aforementioned porn star to have sex with him]."
I love how the Party of Family Values, the one that hates the idea of sex education in grammar school, worked so assiduously to make sure that a porn star's name and face will appear in every American history book forever.
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unmagical@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 2y
"Trump seeks to block [porn star he paid to have sex with] and [man he paid to cover up story of him paying aforementioned porn star to have sex with him] from testifying in hush money trial [of him paying aforementioned man to cover up story of him paying aforementioned porn star to have sex with him]."
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
I love how the Party of Family Values, the one that hates the idea of sex education in grammar school, worked so assiduously to make sure that a porn star's name and face will appear in every American history book forever.
Nougat@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
He's not wrong ... because Cohen used to lie for Trump.
Hailey312@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
"Your Honor, I object!"