c/funny · by noreply@lemmon.website · 2y

(insert own occupation here)

434 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world

13 Comments

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Them: it's not working

Me: what's not working?

Them: my phone isn't working.

Me: which app? What point? BE SPECIFIC!!

Them: MY PHONE ISN'T WORKING, I CAN'T SIGN IN TO THE APP. IT WON'T LET ME.

Me: cries

qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.one · 23 pts · 2y

I can feel this in my bones and I have never had to support cell phones.

KreekyBonez@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

maintenance life

"the machine doesn't work!"

"what's the alarm code say?"

"it's just not working!"

"what is it supposed to be doing and why did it stop?"

"I didn't do anything, it just stopped!"

sukhmel@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Probably not plugged in

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

But it's wireless!

voracitude@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y

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TruthAintEasy@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y (3 replies)

My IT buddy called me stupid once early in my career. I said "heeeeyyyyy, Im not stupid. I just dont know better. Like a puppy!" Now we are good work buddies because I follow his advice and never try to 'figure it out'. He is a nice guy, I mean... I only made it so no printer in any branch in the whole nation could function for a few hours. Oopsie!

edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

As far as I'm concerned you did everyone a favor, fuck printers, all my homies hate printers

iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

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JustUseMint@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Don't feel bad, they were printers, that was going to be a when not an if they break

weeeeum@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

*when everything works "Why do we even pay you guys"

*when something breaks "Why do we even pay you guys"

Fml

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y

..... and the merry-go-round is then released from its cargo straps and pushed out the rear of the military cargo plane at 10,000 feet