rules to success

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9 Comments

masquenox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Success is never wiping your ass. Ever.

AdmiralGroceries@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Let it crust you’ll save years over your lifetime.

masquenox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

I am too grossed out to continue this conversation. You win.

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Lemmy 3 day no poop challenge.

tox_solid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I'm literally pooping right now. No wonder my life is a mess.

AdmiralGroceries@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y

Life imitates cheeks

phuntis@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

don't use your phone while pooping it's gross

hi_im_FitcH@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

How dare you call me out like this

SpaceMonk@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
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rarely@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y

Taint bad advice.