I still remember, back when Diablo 3 was doing a public technical test or something, a friend of mine and I were very excited to get in and give it a try. We took a look at the heroes, and I decided on male Monk while he selected female Barb. I named mine something random, I don't remember what, but my friend thought for only a moment before naming her "Snoo-snoo".
Later that day, we went to the D3 subreddit to see what people thought, and there was a post titled "The 10 commandments of Diablo 3" and one of them was "Thou shalt not name thy female barbarian " Snoo-snoo". We had a good laugh.
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z500@startrek.website · 63 pts · 2y
I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped
samus12345@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y
OhTheMoose@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
I still remember, back when Diablo 3 was doing a public technical test or something, a friend of mine and I were very excited to get in and give it a try. We took a look at the heroes, and I decided on male Monk while he selected female Barb. I named mine something random, I don't remember what, but my friend thought for only a moment before naming her "Snoo-snoo".
Later that day, we went to the D3 subreddit to see what people thought, and there was a post titled "The 10 commandments of Diablo 3" and one of them was "Thou shalt not name thy female barbarian " Snoo-snoo". We had a good laugh.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I absolutely mained as a female Barb. XD
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
where it all began
TIMMAY@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
The mind is willing but the body is spongy and bruised
Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Me too
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 38 pts · 2y
yes please 🥺
She'd have to be 2.5m though, I'm already way too tall
samus12345@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Ten foot two
Skin of blue
Eyes the color of Mountain Dew
What you need is a Navi girl!
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 2y
Please 🥺
Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Not really. They are too slim, without proper curves and not heavy enough. We need big amazonian elves.
samus12345@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
A man of culture, I see!
Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Elf mommy ftw?
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 6 pts · 2y
Oh God I don't need a new thing added to the list, please have mercy on me
Eagle0600@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
Give them stronger cat-people features and I'm in. (see this NSFW, for example)
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Eagle0600@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 2y
You just have no taste. :P
Denjin@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 2y
I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 2y
No muscular tall domme gf
Why even live?
Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Fr.
Serious answer: because you might find one :3
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
:D
dm_me_your_feet@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Yes please
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y
As a short guy, I don't think I can pretzel that far, but I'd certainly be up to try.
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
Ah, the Rhea Ripley method.
Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
I’d let her break me 100%
gmtom@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
God I wish I was short.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Thank... God for that.
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 8 pts · 2y
When kneeling I'm pretty short too...
LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Just break his spine
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
Whelp I'm horny now
Cicraft@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sauce?
GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Looks like skullworms on ig https://www.instagram.com/p/Ca7gbdmvmKQ/