Shitpost

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16 Comments

Shit *toast

c/angryupvote

OpenStars@startrek.website · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I dunno, no beans, no jeans, what is this community coming to?!

(Salvation I would presume?:-P)

Hellstormy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You want to have nujella?

Yes jlease! :-)

Now this is a quality shitpost. A toast!, to OP. Cheers.

Kase@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

badbrainstorm@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Idk. Would add anxiety to wiping. Like, I don't wanna miss and smear any butter outside the bread

Using the poop knife would make it easier to evenly spread it out

Also counts as a nutpost

It has lots of palm-oil in it, so it is pretty shit indeed.

Oh I see it now. Jam toasts !

Local shitposter discovers one weird trick that bidet users don't want you to know about

Ah, so when you wipe, it becomes in-bread shit.

Roll tide!

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Brilliant!