Btw I was wondering how tf you knew to @ that account considering it wasn't in this comment section I don't think. did you see it in another comment section and come back here, did it make such an impression on you that you remembered it from a previous interaction, did you search for shark-adjacent accounts, or did you notice the account name of ComradeSharkfucker and search for my other accounts????? I have to know bc I'm very inactive on this account.
Speaking as a bi man... I really couldn't care less if bi women have it better or worse than us, because discrimination fucking sucks for everyone and we're all in this together.
Vaush has a preference for horse dicks, more specifically he want to be the horse. More specifically because he would love to have a giant dick to fuck people with.
It's an odd kink, but in general it's not remotely close to the weirdest stuff that people I've known have been into.
"Wishing to have a big ol weiner" has to be the most common sex thing for dudes behind "liking boobies". It's even in the bible.
Not to shit on anyone's thing, though, I gotta say, as someone who spent time caring for horseys and other farm animals, they got some icky gross private bits don't wish for that lol
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cannibalkitteh@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 132 pts · 2y
I will always game with the grungler.
BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de · 34 pts · 2y
Why stop there? Name the whole group,[GRUNGLE CLAN]. Dibs on "Grungle Daddy"
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y
*grungle grungle*
Rooskie91@discuss.online · 11 pts · 2y
Much preferable to going on a date with a judgemental asshole.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 1 pts · 2y
The thing about these complaints is I just shrug because the trash took itself out.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 122 pts · 2y
Bro just @ me next time wtf
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 2y
I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't think he's a shark.
nifty@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Neither is @sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works, @sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works just fucks them. Right, @sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works?
BluesF@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
But like... Who would fuck a shark? Surely only another shark. Surely...
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
I'm sure some dolphins have
Edit: for anyone confused by why I said that, I implore you not to look it up. Continue to enjoy the beautiful majestic dolphin in innocence.
YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I know :(
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 6 pts · 2y
You're not a pansexual unless you've given a sexy shark a Harkness Test.
Shark@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 2y
I know a few people.
synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y
It's not a sexual thing, it's pure dominance over nature! Show the world who the true apex predator is
(source https://youtu.be/-zILOpnLW48)
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sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Im more into dolphins now
nifty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I admire the commitment
sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Btw I was wondering how tf you knew to @ that account considering it wasn't in this comment section I don't think. did you see it in another comment section and come back here, did it make such an impression on you that you remembered it from a previous interaction, did you search for shark-adjacent accounts, or did you notice the account name of ComradeSharkfucker and search for my other accounts????? I have to know bc I'm very inactive on this account.
nifty@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I just did “@“ and chose the first option that matched
BloodSlut@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 2y
grunglerphobia is concerningly on an increasing trend
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 2y
I blame corporate america and the far right
can@sh.itjust.works · 71 pts · 2y
She doesn't deserve him.
DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 2y
It's me I'm the grungler
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
I'm the grungler
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I am Spartacus! I mean, the Grungler!
DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
Maybe there's a little bit of grungler in all of us
NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
It's me
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 2y
it’s grunglin’ time
nifty@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
OTOH, bi women don’t face the same kind of discrimination. I blame society.
Seriously tho, I think it’s likely because men aren’t allowed to be emotionally vulnerable.
clark@midwest.social · 29 pts · 2y
That’s true, but bi women mainly face fetishisation.
Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 2y
Don't forget the erasure "all lesbians are bi but haven't found the right man, and all bi women are straight"🤮
nomous@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
And all bi men are gay but won't admit it. Bi-erasure is a thing and the alphabet mafia is hardly innocent of it.
It'd be really cool if people could mind their own fucking business if it doesn't involve them.
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y
Speaking as a bi man... I really couldn't care less if bi women have it better or worse than us, because discrimination fucking sucks for everyone and we're all in this together.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
Check it out guys, I'm the Grungler.
wagesj45@kbin.run · 25 pts · 2y
Could happen to anyone.
Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 2y
The grungler to weird discord transsexual pipeline
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y
Hbomberguy
Vaush
Noah samsen
Jerma
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 36 pts · 2y
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
LMAO Ive never seen this before thanks
MasterNerd@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y
Vaush 💀🐴
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Incorrect.
Vaush 🍆💦🐴
ZombieMantis@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
No no, he wants to be the horse
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 2y
Transhumanism is valid
HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
This is the way.
Neato@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 2y
Dead horse?
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 2y
::: spoiler Slightly NSFW explanation
Vaush has a preference for horse dicks, more specifically he want to be the horse. More specifically because he would love to have a giant dick to fuck people with.
It's an odd kink, but in general it's not remotely close to the weirdest stuff that people I've known have been into.
:::
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y
That's tame as hell compared to some of the stuff I've seen
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 12 pts · 2y
This was my reaction too. Well, more like tame as hell compared to what I'M into, but you know, same difference.
Neato@ttrpg.network · 11 pts · 2y
Thanks. You're right, that's not wild at all. One Bad Dragon strap-on away from fulfillment.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y
actually owns a flared Chance
ermmmm
Zehzin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
"Wishing to have a big ol weiner" has to be the most common sex thing for dudes behind "liking boobies". It's even in the bible.
Not to shit on anyone's thing, though, I gotta say, as someone who spent time caring for horseys and other farm animals, they got some icky gross private bits don't wish for that lol
MasterNerd@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Be glad you don't know
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 11 pts · 2y
It's not that big a deal. You might be sheltered if you think that it's that bad.
ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social · 12 pts · 2y
Cursed but also based mentioning Vaush and Noah Samsen next to each other without saying anything else
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
💀 yea you're right lol
Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Dudes be super masculine and would go on Discord and say shit like: "I need me some bois to kiss :3"
Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I didn’t need to be attacked, ok!