We’ve all been there

Titta…

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44 Comments

RyruGrr@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 3y (8 replies)

I have to admit, I'm a tough crowd. I do find some things funny, but rarely does anything affect me more than a faint side-smile. This actually got me pretty good - like, totally off-guard. I hope no one heard me. I don't like my laugh.

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y

Your laugh can’t be that bad. My grandma used to sound like a dolphin impression, but it never stopped her. Enjoy yourself, you only live once.

Tordtorden@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y

I rarely cry-laugh at memes, but the "titta" absolutely cracked me as a scandinavian. Had to share with my gf, who promtly choked on her sparkling water.

Fihn@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y

Watch the original and have a laugh again.

can@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'm sorry for whoever told you you had a bad laugh.

The_Mixer_Dude@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 3y

I don't know how people determine bad laughs. I love loud obnoxious and silly sounding laughs, those are the best. I feel like those are the ones people typically think are bad but I guarantee all of you that they ARE NOT they are the best.

orientalsniper@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

4chan for all the hate it gets, spits out true quality memes a lot of the times.

Cybermass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

You shouldn't be ashamed of your laugh my guy, it's natural and all natural laughs are great!

Anyone who thinks otherwise should suck on an egg.

dojan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I've seen this before but it got me just as hard this time.

weirdly_austin@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 3y

Thankyou, sometimes it takes that post that's so far out... that I finally put my phone down and complete my tasks. Titta.

Heisme@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 3y (4 replies)

They should have used their poop knife.

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Ships sadly don’t supply poop knives, and if you tried to sneak one on it would likely be confiscated. It’s a hard life, for those of us with poop knives.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

If you packed it in a violin case you'd be fine.

Cinnamon3431@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

SLPT: When you're traveling, you can use your hand as poop knife.

ki77erb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

I love a good poop knife reference.

squidzorz@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 3y (1 reply)

All that matters is if she was proud

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y

She’s seen a lot of shit in her time working for the cruise lines. But for a tip, she’s willing to say it’s the biggest she’s ever seen.

embit@feddit.de · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Titta my shitta

ki77erb@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

For some reason I read that in Timmy's voice from South Park.

allwalkienotalkie@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

The same thing happened to Jack Whitehall, or maybe it happened to neither of them? Or both of them?

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

I blame water saving toilets.

bootyberrypancakes@lemmywinks.xyz · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

A true shit post

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

It felt most fitting here.

Martineski@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I posted this just 6 days ago and someone already reposted this lol: https://lemmy.fmhy.ml/post/586373

Edit: shit, our instance's web interface is down right now...

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

This is a beautiful old meme, clearly the favorite of many here.

plain_and_simply@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I just woke my baby up with my laugh, just spent an hour getting them to sleep. Lol

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

Oops

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I've had to have the "so you wanna look at em 'fore I flush em or can I just, y'know" conversation way too many times now, come to think about it

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Yeah the feeling is real when you’re regularly dropping battleships. I used to have to turn and decide if I needed to get the plunger or the poop knife before trying to flush. But I semi recently got a new Toto toilet, and it’s sucks everything down, I’ve only clogged it twice.

Bukka@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

I'm crying

x4740N@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

This guy did the no poop challenge before it became popular

Quaiche@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

Titta!

STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (5 replies)

lol it scares me that some people are this chronically constipated/ afraid of shitting in unknown places. like is that not extremely uncomfortable?

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Oh, it most certainly is. But, as someone who regularly clogs toilets, it’s wayyy worse when there’s backup. I’ve had some horror stories though lol.

STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)

thank god I have IBS

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

IBS sounds awful, my condolences. I bought a nicer Toto toilet, my stomach has only clogged it twice.

STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

actually not bad, pretty minor in my case, only occasional pain. mostly just means i gotta poo like 5+ times a day which is pretty convenient for staying thin

TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

It may sound vain, but staying thin does sound nice. I go once a day and it’s always been the size of a baby/forearm.

RogueTyre@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
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echo@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

he found the one swedish person who doesn't speak english

Philolurker@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

I prefer to believe the cleaner did know english, but he didn't think to try.

BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I was already giggling when I saw the 2nd frame of him in his tighty-whities waving the cleaning lady over. I started crying when I finished the story omg 😭

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

I saw a British comedian do this bit some years back. Still great appreciate seeing it in frog based format.

Kwaker76@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
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